You are an idiot. Of course Jesus can do what he wants. He also knows that you think they would look pretty. Therefore, he does not want you to be happy by letting them bloom in winter. Therefore, Jesus hates you. Go to your room and throw out all of your ';Jesus loves me'; T-shirts since the whole word now knows it's not true. And we wouldn't want to make Jesus mad now would we. Get a life.How come Jesus doesn't let tulips bloom in the winter?
He doesnt want them feeling cold as they are so slim and fragile and pretty..
They're his least favorite flower. They give him tu much lip.
in the winter they're in heaven. he likes them too you know.
There is a alternative called green houses that allow gardeners to manipulate a plants growing habits. Otherwise Jesus has nothing to do with ';plants growing seasons'; as God created the 4 seasons for a reason.... to allow them to rest and regenerate.
because he's dead
Guess what? Jesus doesn't exist so he doesn't influence when the tulips will grow.
Because then we wouldn't have anything to celebrate in the Spring!!!
cause maybe Jesus thinks they should be dormant during the winter
Jesus was a carpenter not a darn gardener lol
he forgot
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